The Best Chest In The West

This is a shot-on-video feature. The events took place in some nightclub in California. It was the Best Chest In The West competition. There were three categories in this competition: Itty-Bitties, Middleweights, and Hefty Honies. Among the judges were Avery Schreiber, Pat McCormick and the late Carol Wayne.

Well, as a rule, the women were not attractive. Many of them didn't even reveal their entries into the competition. Attempts at humor were pitiful. The event is poorly edited for video. Michelle Bauer showed up to be judged in the Middleweight division, but since she was about the only entrant in any of the competitions that didn't have blonde hair that came out of a bottle, nobody really paid any attention to her. Well, I never!

At the end of the festivities, there was a special guest appearance by Raven De La Croix of Russ Meyer's UP!, and Candy Samples. Even at the time that this video was shot, these hugely endowed women were not very young, and judging by their appearances here, neither aged very gracefully. They're more of a freaky curiosity than anything else. I'll give it a 2.

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