Breaking In Rachel

Michelle Bauer, here using the name Pia Snow, is a famous film star. But aging film stars sometimes get replaced by younger star wannabes. Actress Rachel West seems to be encroaching on Michelle's star territory. So, Michelle invites Rachel to a cocktail party. When Rachel shows up, Michelle tries to put her straight and tells her nobody gets to claw her way to the top through her. Words are exchanged, tempers flare, and next thing you know, they're in a catfight. The fight looks pretty even and Michelle suggests they retreat to a special room she has set up for such catfights. They go to the room and start in again. But this time, they strip off everything but their panties. They roll around, wrestle, squeeze each other's breasts, and still there is no clear winner. Then the flick ends without a resolution. Great. That means you have to shell out another way-too-much-money to see the conclusion, a flick called The Real Test (Napali NVP#50). Apparently, in the "sequel" the two retreat to a bedroom to mix it up a little.

This damn thing is only 30 minutes long. You wouldn't think it would be asking too much to put the conclusion on the tape and stretch it out to a WHOLE 60 minutes. Well, if you've got the money to burn to buy these two 30 minute catfights, you can find these two titles at http://www.napalivideo.com/html/nap_library.html. The catalog number for this video is Napali NVP#49. I don't believe that these titles are sold in a printed cardboard box. You just get the video is a clear clamshell case.

These women do work up a sweat, but the fighting is as convincing as the fighting in the WWF. It's fun watching Michelle improvise her way through this, though. I'll give it a 2.

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