Demonwarp
George Kennedy and his daughter are staying in a remote cabin that they rented when suddenly a Big Foot, Yeti, Sasquatch or whatever you want to call it breaks into the house and kills his daughter. Later, a group of teenagers come to the cabin. They've heard about the Big Foots running around and have come armed. But sure enough, a fake looking Big Foot crashes through the door and kills two of the guys and hauls their bodies away. So, you think at this point that you have a man versus Big Foot movie on your hands. Then, Michelle Bauer and a friend come to the woods to visit a place where there was some pot growing, but all of the pot is gone. But rather than just high tail it out of there, they decide to do some topless sunbathing. But sure enough, our hairy friend shows up and kills Michelle's friend and scares the living bejesus out of her and she goes scurrying off into the woods. Michelle is actually very funny. She does a lot of funny physical stuff and has some very funny expressions.
OK, so skip ahead quite a bit, the teenagers and George Kennedy (who came back to avenge his daughter's death) finally have their big show down with the hairy beast. He kills some of them, including one of the girls. So what happens next? The girl turns into a zombie and starts walking toward a cave. The only surviving guy follows her to the cave. Inside the cave are a few Big Foots and a whole bunch of zombies. Not only that, but there's also a flying saucer inside the cave. And not only that, but there's a shrouded priest and some slimy muppet-type creature with long pointy ears inside the saucer, and the shrouded priest has Michelle Bauer on a gurney, topless, and he's reciting various exaltations to the muppet creature. He then cuts Michelle's heart out and feeds it to the exalted muppet thing with the long spider legs.
So if we sort this all out, here's how it breaks down. There's a flying saucer in a cave with the aforementioned two loonies. They kill some people who then turn into Big Foots. The Big Foots go into the woods and kill other people, who turn into zombies and walk about the cave or work on the space ship to try to get it to fly again. They spare some of the pretty young women they find so the priest can strip them and cut their hearts out and feed them to the muppet monster. Now, the mission of our lone male survivor is to get through a group of unfriendly Big Foots and Zombies, get into the saucer, and rescue his girlfriend, who is now topless on the gurney and is the next one slated to give a piece of her heart to the Yoda from hell. And you've always wondered where Big Foots came from.
This movie starts off as a total bore and holds out no hope whatsoever that it will be worth watching past the topless sunbathing part. I'm glad I made it to the end of the movie, though, because the ending is so ridiculous, so over-the-top, and so unexpected that it was downright bewildering and hilarious at the same time. If the first half of the movie would have been half as entertaining as the end, we'd have a real gem on our hands. On the other hand, if the beginning of the movie hadn't plodded along so dully, the ending would not have had near the impact that it does. So, I don't know how to rate this one overall. The first part is a 2, and the last part is a 4, so I guess I'll have to average it out to a 3. But it's worth checking out if you can make it to the end. Michelle is hilarious in this one. One of her best performances. She reminded me a lot of a female Bruce Campbell.